A Frog in my Throat I had me frog in my throat.I swallowed h... - Beryl Dov

"A Frog in my Throat I had me frog in my throat.I swallowed hard and it croaked.Tasted like shit.Next time I get me a frog in my throat,my snooty French boyfriend better wash his dick with soap."

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