Treat'em Like a Dishtowel (⌣́,⌣̀)⇝♥⇜(^◡^ ) [10w] "If I wring... - Beryl Dov

"Witticisms The greatest reward for coming up with some witty turn of phraseis that some day, if you're lucky,it may wind up in a fortune cookieat the very Chinese restaurant you're eating in!But if you get a big head about it,know it wasn't the flattery,it was the MSG."

"How to Treat Your Lover {Couplet} If you want to learn how your lover best to treat,Pretend each time is the last time you'll ever meet."

"Family [10w] Family is a truth pill ~ just beware of an overdose."

"Rewrite☷Rewrite [10w] Happiness writes new memories;New losses rewrite over old ones."

"Heartbreak [10w] Heartbreak’s like a heart attack but without the hospital bills."