Twitter Love [10w] ♥ ۵ 웃 유 ღ ♂ ♀ is2g, no b.s.dnt nd 8v3n,... - Beryl Dov

"Wretched [10w] Intelligence without compassion is an invitation to a wretched life."

"Southern Cat on a Hot Tin Roof Sure nuff, I'm happier than a cat on a formerly hot tin roofwhich now usesNXT Cool Zone® heat reflecting roof coating ~but I'm still ornier than a mule on loco weedand a whole lot hornier than a two-dicked billy goat.You gots any coatin' for dat?"

"Pale Oak Leaves Scatter Pale oak leaves scatteraround my father's grave."For this I pay $30/month maintenance?"

"Why I Don't Carry a Cellphone [10w] It's a sign of servility you can be contacted anytime."

"Cinco de Mayo [10w] What day do the dead party to celebrate the living?"