More quotes by Rick Riordan, The Son of Neptune

"Out of the corner of his eye, he saw Tyson pounding the Earthborn into the ground like a game of whack-a-mole. Ella was fluttering above him, dodging missiles and calling out advice: "The groin. The Earthborn's groin is sensitive."SMASH!"Good. Yes. Tyson found its groin."
"Her name badge read: Hello! My name is DIE, DEMIGOD SCUM!"
"Hope,"Frank grumbled. "I'd rather have a few good weasels."
"Jeez, Hazel,"Percy said, "tell your horse to watch his language."Hazel tried not to laugh. "What did he say?""With the cussing removed? He said he can get us to the top."Frank looked incredulous. "I thought the horse couldn't fly!"This time Arion whinnied so angrily, even Hazel could guess he was cursing."Dude,"Percy told the horse, "I've gotten suspended for saying less than that..."
"Life is only precious because it ends, kid. Take it from a god. You mortals don't know how lucky you are"