More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Taste [10w] + [10w] "If you have sophisticated taste, you like what I like.If you're a Neanderthal, you will love what I hate."
"Finish Off Your Enemies If you finish off your enemiesdo they wind up more charming and with better manners?"
"Lenny Bruce I'm going to be rich!I figured out how to get schlong-juice stains off of suede."
"Soup [10w] Never marry anyone who eats their soup with a ladle."
"Please Don't Commemorate Me Just Yet [10w] The living are only commemorated when they're at death's door."