Usually I'm remarkably good natured. Try me on a day that do... - Cassandra Clare

"As it turned out, everyone wanted a doughnut. Jace wanted two."

"It's the mortal cup Jace, not the mortal toilet bowl."

"You have something on your neck. What Looks like a bite mark, what were you doing out all night, anyway? Nothing. I went walking in the park. Tried to clear my head. And ran into a vampire What? No! I fell. On your neck?"

"But you hate poetry!Yes, but you make me want to write it."

"When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, and then throw it in the face of the person who gave you the lemons until they give you the oranges you originally asked for."