"Magnus raised his hands above his head and clapped once. The room flooded with light. "You see? You think that would be possible without magic? "Actually,"replied Simon, "It is. If you watched infomercials you'd know that."
"As it turned out, everyone wanted a doughnut. Jace wanted two."
"What makes you think that Valentine's change of plans had anything to do with your brother?""Because only Jace can piss someone off that much."
"My rapier wit hides my inner pain."
"If there's a thing I've learned in my life it's to not be afraid of the responsibility that comes with caring for other people. What we do for love: those things endure. Even if the people you do them for don't"
"Enormous? Did you just call me FAT? I am not fat. - Jace"