"When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, and then throw it in the face of the person who gave you the lemons until they give you the oranges you originally asked for."
"I am a badass, and I recognize that you, too, are a badass."
"It's the mortal cup Jace, not the mortal toilet bowl."
"As it turned out, everyone wanted a doughnut. Jace wanted two."
"What makes you think that Valentine's change of plans had anything to do with your brother?""Because only Jace can piss someone off that much."
"But you hate poetry!Yes, but you make me want to write it."