"When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, and then throw it in the face of the person who gave you the lemons until they give you the oranges you originally asked for."
"So when the moon's only partly full, you only feel a little wolfy?""You could say that.""Well, you can go ahead and hang your head out the car window if you feel like it.""I'm a werewolf, not a golden retriever."
"Usually I'm remarkably good natured. Try me on a day that doesn't end in y."
"But you hate poetry!Yes, but you make me want to write it."
"Never doubt my weaseling abilities, Shadowhunter, for they are epic and memorable in their scope."
"I'm the warlock who's here to cure you. Didn't they tell you I was coming?""I know who you are, but..."Maia looked dazed. "You look so...so...shiny."