More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Lies vs. Truth [10w] I can only speak truth if I lie to myself."
"Hermit Crab Should a hermit crab be required to have a real estate license?"
"Knocked-Up Kinda' Loven Marry, me, marry me, marry me,You better say, 'affirmative',Cuz you stuck a bun in my ovenand you haven't an alternative."
"Facebook's New Marketing Slogan "We can only be lonesome together.900,000,000 served."
"Vapers I bought a vape pen from a vaporium.The vapologist advised meto get the model with the refillable vape tank.When the fuck did smoking become so vapid?"