Mmm Mmm Good Gimmick Campbell's Soup announced todayit's int... - Beryl Dov

"Mmm Mmm Good Gimmick Campbell's Soup announced todayit's introducing 'QWERTY' soupfor our more computer literate children.Who are they kidding?They're just relabeling the old Alphabet Soup."

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