More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Shakespeare vs. Keynesian Economics {Couplet} If 'Neither a lender nor a borrower be',investments would dry up, economies stagnate,and off to the poorhouse go you and me."
"Cancer [10w] It's odd that the cancer that kills you is you."
"How Hard? [10w] Fuck’em hard enough to make their breasts move like Jell-O."
"Who, Me? We marry nearly the same person over and over again,hoping next time they'll get it right."
"Go with your Gut Our eyes, our mind plays tricks.Our love muscle, our heartchooses blindly and impulsively.But our gut,ahh, our gut,always makes the wise choice ~and goes straight for the burning hot pocketsfresh out of the microwavebecause our mouthsahh, our mouths,never needed a roof in the first place."