More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Too Much Information You must empty your mind of garbage to let new garbage in."
"Crest Toothpaste: Look, Ma, no cavities!... ...that'll really piss off the TSA agents looking for contraband."
"Long Term Relationships [10w] Long term relationships should begin and end with a laugh."
"Present {Couplet} Our present is the dissipating despair of our past mingled with the promise of our future we hope will last."
"Optimists vs. Death [10w] Optimists are hopeful people who see a coffin as half-full."