More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Lady Clowns [10w] Lady clowns drip menstrual blood in seven luscious rainbow colors."
"How to Get Girls into Bed When I take a new girl out on a dateI tell them I slipped poison into their wineand the antidote is on my penis."
"Income Tax [10w] A man's income tax return measures his integrity and stupidity."
"A Tad Old Fashioned [10w] "Save all your sighing and swooning for the 18th Century, bitch."
"Leap of Faith [10w] Seeing God withinis where the leap of faith lands."