More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Occam's Razor [10w] I shaved with Occam's razor and he shaved with mine."
"Grandma's Advice on Ambition "Children, if you aim for the stars you'll be impaled by small meteorites and become toast."
"Irish-Gaelic Wife-Fooking Proverb The truth can't be concealedI fooked your Caitlin from behind,because you can never plow a field by just turning it over in your mind.By the way, Caitlin's last words, before sucking me cock, were"Me husband's balls smells like ballyblue cheese, ahhhhhh, Éirinn go Brách!"
"What Women Want [10w] What women want is a feeling of security with abs."
"Present {Couplet} Our present is the dissipating despair of our past mingled with the promise of our future we hope will last."