More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Boasting vs. Toasting [10w] + {Couplet} What many call boasting to my success I call toasting."
"Please Don't Commemorate Me Just Yet [10w] The living are only commemorated when they're at death's door."
"Marriage [10w] The only thing better than forgiveness in marriage is forgetfulness."
"Diet and Exorcise [10w] The most effective diet is hanging around with fat people."
"What Women Want [10w] What women want is a feeling of security with abs."