More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Mmm Mmm Good Gimmick Campbell's Soup announced todayit's introducing 'QWERTY' soupfor our more computer literate children.Who are they kidding?They're just relabeling the old Alphabet Soup."
"Today I Learned: Delete Today I learnedwhen you delete stuff on your computerit still resides on your hard drive.It's sort of like getting divorcedbut that bitch still lives in your house."
"Spooning [10w] Love means tasting her spaghetti sauce on a wooden spoon."
"Before It's Too Late [10w] Life's too transient to waste time hating ~plot revenge now!"
"What happens when you trip China's Premier Li Keqiang on a banana peel? Your wind up with an even more slippery slope."