More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Biggest Problem with 10w [10w] The biggest problem with aphorisms is people believe they're true."
"3 Surefire Ways to Win a Man You sucking my cock made our relationship interesting.You taking it up your ass made it meaningful.You cooking me dinner made it lasting."
"Speak to the Head [10w] + {Couplet} Tis of no fucking availTo speak to the tail."
"Entrepreneurs [10w] A man should be judged by the companyhe sells."
"Grass in a Sidewalk Crack Grass sprounting miraculously in a sidewalk crack is a metaphor forlousy maintenance."