More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Soulmate My Ass [10w] Aspire to marry the person the least wrong for you."
"The Rubik's Cube of Omár my Mán A Key of Coke underneath the Bough,A Jug of Jack, a Brick of Hash ~ Newsflash:'Now who the fuck needs Thou'."
"Masochist [10w] A masochist goes to massage parlor seeking a tragic ending."
"Double-Dipping [10w] Double-dip in righteousness and delight in the here and herafter."
"Irish-Gaelic Wife-Fooking Proverb The truth can't be concealedI fooked your Caitlin from behind,because you can never plow a field by just turning it over in your mind.By the way, Caitlin's last words, before sucking me cock, were"Me husband's balls smells like ballyblue cheese, ahhhhhh, Éirinn go Brách!"