More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Sometimes God is Drunk [10w] Satan's sudden appearance means God is on a drinking binge."
"Kansas State Motto Ad astra per aspera. [9]Flat land and flatline intelligence."
"Memory Timeline of Divorce Divorce +1 year: "Just because we don't talk, it doesn't mean I can't stop thinking about you."Divorce +10 years: "The one good thing that came out of our marriage was our wonderful children."Divorce +20 year: "Who? Doesn't ring a bell."
"Genocide [10w] Genocide is the runaway bride once death becomes the bridegroom."
"The Machismo Motto [10w] "When we are not hard as nails we get screwed."