More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Bridges [10w] Bridges are overpasses for commuters and roofs for the homeless."
"Embalming [10w] Injecting baking soda whitens, freshens, and softens the dearly departed."
"The Gypsy Jackpot An ambulance, a police car and a fire truck parked in front of a gypsy's trailer can only mean one thing ~ insurance scam!"
"Heartbreak [10w] Heartbreak’s like a heart attack but without the hospital bills."
"The Squeaky Wheel The squeaky wheel ~will put you $374.43 in the holeafter replacing the brake pad, rotorsand $500 with a new master cylinder."