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"To catch affection, try being efficient by using a fishing net. You can’t sit back and wait for romance to grow on trees."
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"I thirst for love like a camel thirsts for water. I’m going through a desert right now, but I’m searching for the oasis of my life."
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"If there are two men, Rod and Rob, and you can only steal from one, which one would you choose? The answer is: Whichever one is a banker."
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"She bats her eyelashes like I’m throwing baseballs at them. I must be as romantic as Pete Rose’s last name."
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"I cry, but not for myself. There’s too much sadness in this world to waste a moment with self-pity, when making others smile will also make me smile."
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