Despite his last name, I’ll bet Johnny Cash never had an inf... - Jarod Kintz, Write like no one is reading 3
"Despite his last name, I’ll bet Johnny Cash never had an inflated ego, or needed a wheelbarrow full of last name to go shopping."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, Write like no one is reading 3
"Everyone is different from each other, but that doesn’t mean everyone should be indifferent to each other."
"When stuck in outer space, moonwalk home. I can dance as well as any hitchhiker in the galaxy, and you can 42 off if you don’t believe me."
"When traveling on foot through the Sahara Desert, be sure to pack several gallons of ice cream, and keep them close to your heart, because nothing, not even my love, can make that thing melt."
"She said she was a nurse. I replied that she must have a lot of patience—and patients. I would have said more, but I ran out of homophones."
"I watch you like a mirror, because I see in you what I see in myself. Who we love is a reflection of who we are."