More quotes by John Green, Paper Towns

"Was it animal pee or human pee? Someone asked.How would I know? What, am I an expert in the study of pee?"
"You know your problem, Quentin? You keep expecting people not to be themselves."
"Talking to a drunk person was like talking to an extremely happy, severely brain-damaged three-year-old."
"It is easy to forget how full the world is of people, full to bursting, and each of them imaginable and consistently misimagined."
"As far as I can tell, there are two basic (kissing) rules: 1. Don't bite anything without permission. 2. The human tongue is like wasabi: it's very powerful, and should be used sparingly."