More quotes by John Green, Paper Towns

"You know your problem, Quentin? You keep expecting people not to be themselves."
"As long as we don't die, this is gonna be one hell of a story."
"I mean, we're ninjas.""Well maybe you're a ninja,"I said"You're just a really loud, awkward ninja,"Margo said, "but we are both ninjas."
"Talking to a drunk person was like talking to an extremely happy, severely brain-damaged three-year-old."
"Nothing ever happens like you imagine it will"