What does it matter? Science has achieved some wonderful thi... - Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
"What does it matter? Science has achieved some wonderful things, of course, but I'd far rather be happy than right any day."
"What does it matter? Science has achieved some wonderful things, of course, but I'd far rather be happy than right any day."
"For instance, on the planet Earth, man had always assumed that he was more intelligent than dolphins because he had achieved so much—the wheel, New York, wars and so on—whilst all the dolphins had ever done was muck about in the water having a good time. But conversely, the dolphins had always believed that they were far more intelligent than man—for precisely the same reasons."
"The Hitch-Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy also mentions alcohol. It says that the best drink in existence is the Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster, the effect of which is like having your brains smashed out with a slice of lemon wrapped round a large gold brick."
"Would it save you a lot of time if I just gave up and went mad now?"
"This planet has - or rather had - a problem, which was this: most of the people living on it were unhappy for pretty much of the time. Many solutions were suggested for this problem, but most of these were largely concerned with the movement of small green pieces of paper, which was odd because on the whole it wasn't the small green pieces of paper that were unhappy."
"My capacity for happiness,"he added, "you could fit into a matchbox without taking out the matches first"