One of the things Ford Prefect had always found hardest to u... - Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

"Would it save you a lot of time if I just gave up and went mad now?"

"Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so."

"My capacity for happiness,"he added, "you could fit into a matchbox without taking out the matches first"

"The Ultimate Answer to Life, The Universe and Everything is...42!"

"What's up?"[asked Ford.]I don't know,"said Marvin, "I've never been there."