More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Err "To err is human ~ more wine!"
"Go with your Gut Our eyes, our mind plays tricks.Our love muscle, our heartchooses blindly and impulsively.But our gut,ahh, our gut,always makes the wise choice ~and goes straight for the burning hot pocketsfresh out of the microwavebecause our mouthsahh, our mouths,never needed a roof in the first place."
"North Dakota Haiku "My bib overallslook spiffy at a weddingor a funeral."
"Hellman's Mayonnaise: Bring out the Hellman's and bring out the best... ...artery clogger since Burger King’s Triple Whopper with Cheese."
"Dogs [10w] Dogs never lie about love,but occasionally fake an orgasm."