More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Office Depot: Taking Care of Business... ...with short breaks, bad management and no job advancement opportunities."
"Rules of Etiquette [10w] Rules of etiquette are pretend manners for the lower classes."
"Double-Dipping [10w] Double-dip in righteousness and delight in the here and herafter."
"How Hard? [10w] Fuck’em hard enough to make their breasts move like Jell-O."
"Rainbows and Gratuitous Violence Whenever I see a rainbow, I want to punch a penguin in the face."