What's in it for me?' A selfish person doesn't become compas... - Beryl Dov

"Today I Learned: Delete Today I learnedwhen you delete stuff on your computerit still resides on your hard drive.It's sort of like getting divorcedbut that bitch still lives in your house."

"Boundaries [10w] Receiving bribes blurs the clear boundaries between friends and enemies."

"Busch Beer: Head for the mountains... [10w] ...and fall off the precipice shitfaced."

"Fugly Fishmates For every woman that looks like a hatchet-faced haddockthere's an equally ugly flounder-faced man with even fewer prospects."

"Till Death Do You Part [10w] Marriage will indeed change people ~for better or for worse."