More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Sex Kitchens of the Future [10w] Her entire kitchen was made of silicone ~ including her breasts."
"Damn You, TripAdvisor! My penis deserves to be a World Heritage Site,judging by the number of tourists trampling on my balls."
"Flattery [10w] Flattery is the only passport that will get you everywhere"
"Writer's Block [10w] Every writer's block is surrounded by a million other possibilities."
"Maintaining the Distance between Wealth and Poverty [10w] The nouveau riche are far more ruthlessthan the rich."