More quotes by Jeaniene Frost, One Foot in the Grave

"She's my kitten, and no one else's."
"Why did he have to be so gorgeous? Why did he have to stand so close, and why did I still love him so much?"
"Juan gave Bones the most admiring look he’d bestowed on him yet. “You talked her into going without panties all these years? Madre de Dios, now that’s impressive. I could learn a great deal from you, amigo."
"I have been stabbed, shot, burned, bitten, beaten unconscious too many times to count, and even staked. None of those held a candle to the pain I felt at seeing his mouth on hers."
"You know that old saying. Once you go dead, no one's better in bed."