More quotes by Jeaniene Frost, One Foot in the Grave

"Why did he have to be so gorgeous? Why did he have to stand so close, and why did I still love him so much?"
"Juan gave Bones the most admiring look he’d bestowed on him yet. “You talked her into going without panties all these years? Madre de Dios, now that’s impressive. I could learn a great deal from you, amigo."
"She's my kitten, and no one else's."
"You know that old saying. Once you go dead, no one's better in bed."
"You can run from the grave, but you can't hide."