More quotes by Jeaniene Frost, One Foot in the Grave

"Why did he have to be so gorgeous? Why did he have to stand so close, and why did I still love him so much?"
"She's my kitten, and no one else's."
"You know that old saying. Once you go dead, no one's better in bed."
"Juan gave Bones the most admiring look he’d bestowed on him yet. “You talked her into going without panties all these years? Madre de Dios, now that’s impressive. I could learn a great deal from you, amigo."
"...cursing my heels and debating whether it was faster to stop and take them off--damn ankle straps!--or keep running with the potential neck breakers. Wouldn’t that make a charming epitaph? Here lies Cat. Killed not by fang, but Ferragamos."