Why did you tell her I'm your boyfriend? Why doesn't she kno... - Jeaniene Frost, Halfway to the Grave

"I'm saying that I'm a moody, insecure, narrow-minded, jealous, borderline homicidal bitch, and I want you to promise me that you're okay with that, because it's who I am, and you're what I need."

"Playing with fire Kitten?"

"Usually my form of turning someone down was shoving a stake through his heart while smirking, Gotcha!"

"You're not a woman,"he said finally. "You're the Grim Reaper with red hair!"

"We're going to knock those demons out and slay them with the power of Jesus. Hallelujah, can I get an amen?- Timmie"