Why I Don't Carry a Cellphone [10w] It's a sign of servility... - Beryl Dov

"Gray [10w] Since gray's the 'new black' things aren't black and white."

"Visual Pun [10w] Example of visual pun:cloud shaped like a banana peel."

"Cleverness vs. Crime [10w] Being caught's the only difference between cleverness and crime."

"A Loaf of Challah Haiku A loaf of challah,a bottle of Rashi wine...For everything else there's Simply Manischewitz."

"Siesta Mud tracked from the rice fields blazon a pathFrom kitchen to cellar escaping noon’s wrath.A quiet siesta to break the ordealOf scything and sifting and spinning the wheel.Half a dream later he returns to the fieldTo seeding earth’s furrows. massaging its yield.And when Sun descends gravely back to her tombHe tracks back to the kitchen, the cellar, his room."