Why I Don't Carry a Cellphone [10w] It's a sign of servility... - Beryl Dov
"Why I Don't Carry a Cellphone [10w] It's a sign of servility you can be contacted anytime."
More quotes by Beryl Dov
"Love's Kiss of Death [10w] Love's kiss of death is taking each another for granted."
"Il Principe 2015: Lesson 2 ~ Shit If you're going to run for public office,you must first scrape the shit off your shoe,or the stink will follow you."
"Autumn Ikebana [10w] + {Haiku} Earthen rainbows raked by Autumn's Ikebana of wind arranging leaves.or:Earthen rainbows raked by Autumn's Ikebana of wind arranging leaves."
"Damn You, TripAdvisor! My penis deserves to be a World Heritage Site,judging by the number of tourists trampling on my balls."
"The Dangers of Second Hand Smoke "Second hand smoke can be harmful becauseif you don't put out that fucking cigaretteI'm smashing your head open with this baseball bat."