Why on earth would you buy a car like this if you can't driv... - Richelle Mead, The Golden Lily

"You used nunchucks on a moose?"Wolfe got a haunted look in his eyes. "I used all sorts of things on that bastard."

"Adrian was easily distractible by wacky topics and shiny objects."

"What do you think Dimitri? Is this a good idea, Dimitri? Please give us your blessing so that we can fall down and worship you, Dimitri."

"Adrian, I'm on a date. Why are you here? On my car?"