Why, sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible thing... - Lewis Carroll, Alice in Wonderland

"But I don’t want to go among mad people,"Alice remarked."Oh, you can’t help that,"said the Cat: "we’re all mad here. I’m mad. You’re mad.""How do you know I’m mad?"said Alice."You must be,"said the Cat, "or you wouldn’t have come here."

"Who in the world am I? Ah, that's the great puzzle."

"Begin at the beginning,"the King said, very gravely, "and go on till you come to the end: then stop."

"It’s no use going back to yesterday, because I was a different person then."

"Would you tell me, please, which way I ought to go from here?""That depends a good deal on where you want to get to.""I don't much care where –""Then it doesn't matter which way you go."