Lewis Carroll, Alice in Wonderland

"have i gone mad?im afraid so, but let me tell you something, the best people usualy are."

"It’s no use going back to yesterday, because I was a different person then."

"Curiouser and curiouser!"

"Take some more tea,"the March Hare said to Alice, very earnestly."I've had nothing yet,"Alice replied in an offended tone, "so I can't take more.""You mean you can't take less,"said the Hatter: "it's very easy to take more than nothing.""Nobody asked your opinion,"said Alice."

"Would you tell me, please, which way I ought to go from here?""That depends a good deal on where you want to get to.""I don't much care where –""Then it doesn't matter which way you go."

"It’s no use going back to yesterday, because I was a different person then."

"But I don’t want to go among mad people,"Alice remarked."Oh, you can’t help that,"said the Cat: "we’re all mad here. I’m mad. You’re mad.""How do you know I’m mad?"said Alice."You must be,"said the Cat, "or you wouldn’t have come here."

"Why, sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast."

"Cat: Where are you going?Alice: Which way should I go?Cat: That depends on where you are going.Alice: I don’t know.Cat: Then it doesn’t matter which way you go."

"Begin at the beginning,"the King said, very gravely, "and go on till you come to the end: then stop."

"Who in the world am I? Ah, that's the great puzzle."