#Breakfast

"Why, sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast."

"Francis Bacon has the most delicious last name ever, followed closely by Johnny Scrambledeggs. I make love like those two guys make breakfast out of family reunions."

"I’m glad scrambled eggs don’t have lips, because when I’m grinning over a hearty breakfast, it would really freak me out to see my breakfast grinning back. I’ve eaten a man for less than that."

"Love is like breakfast with Mildred. Who’s Mildred? How the heck should I know? I don’t eat breakfast."

"Alice laughed. 'There's no use trying,' she said. 'One can't believe impossible things.'I daresay you haven't had much practice,' said the Queen. 'When I was your age, I always did it for half-an-hour a day. Why, sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast. There goes the shawl again!"

"In the name of Bacon will you chicken me up that egg.Shall I swallow cave-phantoms?"

"I had eggs for breakfast. I ate them off the hood of a politician’s car, after I threw them there."

"Everyone runs around trying to find a place where they still serve breakfast because eating breakfast, even if it's 5 o'clock in the afternoon, is a sign that the day has just begun and good things can still happen. Having lunch is like throwing in the towel."

"Hope is a good breakfast, but it is a bad supper."

"I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time"so I ordered French toast during the Renaissance."

"I don’t like breakfast, because I like things fixed and slow. Let’s just take our relationship morning by morning."

"Love is a bicycle with two pancakes for wheels. You may see love as more of an exercise in hard work, but I see it as more of a breakfast on the go."

"Sleep is the breakfast of champions. This morning I had two big bowls full, each two hours deep."

"Although Kurt Vonnegut may not be considered a humor writer, 'Breakfast of Champions' is one of the funniest books I've ever read."