#Breakfast

"Although Kurt Vonnegut may not be considered a humor writer, 'Breakfast of Champions' is one of the funniest books I've ever read."

"I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time"so I ordered French toast during the Renaissance."

"I don’t like breakfast, because I like things fixed and slow. Let’s just take our relationship morning by morning."

"In the name of Bacon will you chicken me up that egg.Shall I swallow cave-phantoms?"

"Hope is a good breakfast, but it is a bad supper."

"I had eggs for breakfast. I ate them off the hood of a politician’s car, after I threw them there."

"Love is a bicycle with two pancakes for wheels. You may see love as more of an exercise in hard work, but I see it as more of a breakfast on the go."

"Everyone runs around trying to find a place where they still serve breakfast because eating breakfast, even if it's 5 o'clock in the afternoon, is a sign that the day has just begun and good things can still happen. Having lunch is like throwing in the towel."

"Francis Bacon has the most delicious last name ever, followed closely by Johnny Scrambledeggs. I make love like those two guys make breakfast out of family reunions."

"Love is like breakfast with Mildred. Who’s Mildred? How the heck should I know? I don’t eat breakfast."

"Sleep is the breakfast of champions. This morning I had two big bowls full, each two hours deep."

"I’m glad scrambled eggs don’t have lips, because when I’m grinning over a hearty breakfast, it would really freak me out to see my breakfast grinning back. I’ve eaten a man for less than that."

"Why, sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast."

"Alice laughed. 'There's no use trying,' she said. 'One can't believe impossible things.'I daresay you haven't had much practice,' said the Queen. 'When I was your age, I always did it for half-an-hour a day. Why, sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast. There goes the shawl again!"