More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Dressed to Kill [10w] At fashionable parties,vegetarians should not be dressed to kill."
"Crest Toothpaste: Look, Ma, no cavities!... ...that'll really piss off the TSA agents looking for contraband."
"My Fathers Last Words My dad was a sadist and whorehound.His last words were,'Son, I have a million dollars hidden in the."
"What is God? [17] [10w] God has a fondness for cosmology and carbon-based life forms."
"Pun vs. Puny [10w] + {Couplet} "His penis was a pun,judging by the predictable groans.The hours set by innuendos,the seconds by the moans."