Why Utopias Fail When you tie several horses together and on... - Beryl Dov

"Death Has Bad Timing Death has bad timingbecause rigor mortis sets into your penisjust when you don't fucking need it."

"Money vs. Happiness [10w] Why do people with money say,'money can't buy happiness'?"

"The Sound of Killing [10w] + [10w] A doe, a deer, a femaledeerin my headlights.A doe, a deer, a femaledeeron my sunroof."

"Poorly Hidden [10w] We're incapable of hiding arrogance, ambition or being in love."

"Gypsy When one gypsy spits on you, its disgusting;when two do, it's suspicious;when three do, you're late to a gypsy wedding."