More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Ranger Smith, Unemployement and the Possibility of Unperceived Existence If a tree falls in the forest and we're not there,do we fire the park ranger without making a sound?"
"California Haiku "After my boob jobI'm taking acting lessons.Fuck's fifty, no anal."
"Rain Check I'm a shitty typist and speller, I hunt and peck,I wrote, "i LeFt mY sWeEtToOtH iN yOuR nEcKoF tHe WoOdS, cOuLd YoU pLeAsE bRiNgIt BeCk."Surprisingly, you did,and left."rAiN cHeCk."
"Alone [10w] Alone in bed because of three wordsI hadn't said."
"You're Totally Fucked' Defined [10w] What's before you is hopeless and behind you is negligible."