More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Boundaries [10w] Receiving bribes blurs the clear boundaries between friends and enemies."
"One Size Fits All Life Strategy Smile first.Ask questions later."
"Soulmate My Ass [10w] Aspire to marry the person the least wrong for you."
"The Pompous Psychopomp Its your charge to provide me safe passage to the afterlife,to be a midwife to my dying.Any yet, you hover there, judging me,putting on airs, you supercilious whip-poor-will.You're an embarrassment to nightjars everywhere.Now do your fucking job and take me to hell ~which I guess has already begun,judging by your shitty escort service."
"Bespeckled Heroes [10w] Great heroes in 100 years become statues speckled with birdshit."