More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Embalming [10w] Injecting baking soda whitens, freshens, and softens the dearly departed."
"Divine Write [10w] To write is to divinely dabblein infinite alternate realities."
"Income Tax [10w] A man's income tax return measures his integrity and stupidity."
"Money Can't Buy Everything [10w] Money can't buy everything ~ but love is certainly no exception."
"Lotto If I won a million bucks in Lotto,I'd give it to Charity.Charity gives great head."