More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Income Tax [10w] A man's income tax return measures his integrity and stupidity."
"Goose Neck [10w] Whenever a goose has a car accident, the traffic sucks."
"Grave Dancing for Dummies {Couplet} They danced at my grave when I was buried at sea;with my haters drowned, I'm now totally free."
"Leaps of Faith [10w] Like religion, leaps of faith are behind all idealistic movements."
"BFF, My Ass ~ It's a Jungle Out There! About one-third of all marriages are procured by sabotaging your best friend's happiness."