Writer's Prayers That Don't Work "Lord, lead me from the ban... - Beryl Dov

"Shakespeare vs. Keynesian Economics {Couplet} If 'Neither a lender nor a borrower be',investments would dry up, economies stagnate,and off to the poorhouse go you and me."

"Bespeckled Heroes [10w] Great heroes in 100 years become statues speckled with birdshit."

"Say No to Drugs Commercials The image of an egg sizzling in a frying pan is not your brain on drugs.It's just a fucking omelet."

"Beloved Poetry [10w] Write poetry like it’ll convince your beloved who to marry."

"Alaska State Motto North to the Future.We got highest rape and STD-rate in the nation."