You either have to write or you shouldn't be writing. That's... - Joss Whedon

"You either have to write or you shouldn't be writing. That's all."

"Make it dark, make it grim, make it tough, but then, for the love of God, tell a joke."

"Very occasionally, if you pay really close attention, life doesn't suck."

"Everyone has their first date and the object is to hide your flaws. And then you're in a relationship, and it's all about hiding your disappointment. And then, once you're married, it's about hiding your sins."

"I've got a theory, it could be bunnies...I've got a theor-Bunnies aren't just cute like everybody supposesThey've got them hoppy legs and twitchy little noses.And what's with all the carrots-?What do they need such good eyesight for anyway?Bunnies, bunnies it must be bunnies!...or maybe midgets..."