You know, Minister, I disagree with Dumbledore on many count... - J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

"Wit beyond measure is a man's greatest treasure."

"Mistletoe,"said Luna dreamily, pointing at a large clump of white berries placed almost over Harry's head. He jumped out from under it. "Good thinking,"said Luna seriously. "It's often infested with nargles."

"Would you like a cough drop Dolores?"

"Things we lose have a way of coming back to us in the end, if not always in the way we expect."

"It unscrews the other way."