Wit beyond measure is a man's greatest treasure. - J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

"You know, Minister, I disagree with Dumbledore on many counts...but you cannot deny he's got style..."

"Why were you lurking under our window?""Yes - yes, good point, Petunia! What were you doing under our windows, boy?""Listening to the news,"said Harry in a resigned voice.His aunt and uncle exchanged looks of outrage."Listening to the news! Again?""Well, it changes every day, you see,"said Harry."

"The mind is a complex and many-layered thing, Potter... or at least, most minds are..."

"By all means continue destroying my possessions. I daresay I have too many."

"From now on, I don't care if my tea leaves spell 'Die, Ron, Die,' I'm chucking them in the bin where they belong."