Would you like a cough drop Dolores? - J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

"From now on, I don't care if my tea leaves spell 'Die, Ron, Die,' I'm chucking them in the bin where they belong."

"Don’t put your wand there, boy! ... Better wizards than you have lost buttocks, you know!"

"I am not forgotten, you know, no, I still receive a very great deal of fan mail.. . . Gladys Gudgeon writes weekly. . . . I just wish I knew why. . . .”He paused, looking faintly puzzled, then beamed again and returned to his signing with renewed vigor. “I suspect it is simply my good looks. . . ."

"Youth can not know how age thinks and feels. But old men are guilty if they forget what it was to be young."

"Indifference and neglect often do much more damage than outright dislike."