More quotes by H.L. Mencken

"No matter how happily a woman may be married, it always pleases her to discover that there is a nice man who wishes that she were not."
"The trouble with Communism is the Communists, just as the trouble with Christianity is the Christians."
"Happiness is the china shop; love is the bull."
"The essence of science is that it is always willing to abandon a given idea for a better one; the essence of theology is that it holds its truths to be eternal and immutable."
"The essence of science is that it is always willing to abandon a given idea for a better one; the essence of theology is that it holds its truths to be eternal and immutable."