A philosopher is a blind man in a dark room looking for a bl... - H.L. Mencken

"The essence of science is that it is always willing to abandon a given idea for a better one; the essence of theology is that it holds its truths to be eternal and immutable."

"No matter how happily a woman may be married, it always pleases her to discover that there is a nice man who wishes that she were not."

"If, after I depart this vale, you ever remember me and have thought to please my ghost, forgive some sinner and wink your eye at some homely girl."

"The trouble with Communism is the Communists, just as the trouble with Christianity is the Christians."

"Happiness is the china shop; love is the bull."