You want to change? Lose the bitch. Be nicer to people. Stop... - Jen Lancaster
"You want to change? Lose the bitch. Be nicer to people. Stop telling them to "bite you"and threatening to kick them until they're dead."
More quotes by Jen Lancaster
"I'm a humor writer, so I don't always present myself in the best light."
"Humor's an excellent way to make a point more palatable and/or relatable."
"If you're anorexic, you're doing it wrong."I swat him with a dish towel. "No, no, I mean anorexics look in the mirror, and even if they're eighty pounds, they still see a fat girl. I'm a hundred pounds heavier than I was in high school, my veins are full of creme fraiche, and yet I look in the mirror, take in the hair and makeup, and think, Damn, baby, you fiiine."