More quotes by Jen Lancaster

"Humor's an excellent way to make a point more palatable and/or relatable."
"If you're anorexic, you're doing it wrong."I swat him with a dish towel. "No, no, I mean anorexics look in the mirror, and even if they're eighty pounds, they still see a fat girl. I'm a hundred pounds heavier than I was in high school, my veins are full of creme fraiche, and yet I look in the mirror, take in the hair and makeup, and think, Damn, baby, you fiiine."
"I'm a humor writer, so I don't always present myself in the best light."